If every base and branch was doing this then I would start shitting peach pits. This is just one base and one engineer brigade. There are many in the US Army. Then you add in the National Guard, it gets bigger just on the Army side of the house.
Sitting back in his air conditioned office thinking “How can I get my full bird??? EUREKA! I’ll piss off other officers by making them be part of the annual mass grave training!”
And the rest is history and fodder for the tin foil hat crowd.
If every base and branch was doing this then I would start shitting peach pits. This is just one base and one engineer brigade. There are many in the US Army. Then you add in the National Guard, it gets bigger just on the Army side of the house.
Standard training, business as usual.
Some officer decided they needed to write a new SOP and this sounded good. Might even get a promotion for it.
BINGO!
Sitting back in his air conditioned office thinking “How can I get my full bird??? EUREKA! I’ll piss off other officers by making them be part of the annual mass grave training!”
And the rest is history and fodder for the tin foil hat crowd.
Shitting peach pits… I may need to use that
But panicking is more fun
Who doesn’t enjoy a bit of entropy in the morning? It smells like, victory.