Definitely feel this one. Seems like every day is another “hey, we’re going to contract fascistCorpPro and drop fascistLiteCo, I need your staffs to bring the fascists up to speed with this access they definitely shouldn’t have.”

So I just “forget” to do as many things as I can and make up as much plausible bullshit as possible to poison whatever illegal-ass things they keep asking for. At some point I assume they’ll catch on, and that’ll be the end of my career and any chance I thought I might have had to retire someday, but I’m not sure what else to do.