Source for the lying claim?

Magic isn’t real, dumbass dipshit.

Source for literally any miracle?

Source for literally any god?

Fucking none. Real people die for your false beliefs. FUCKFACE.

So someone that looked identical to Jesus

Maybe, or just close enough, or Paul imagined it, or Paul made it up.

with two men wearing pearly white sitting in his tomb and saying “he is not here, he is risen”

Zero evidence that this took place.

and why would Christ himself, if he was speaking falsehood

Fuckface: by proclaiming himself christ, he is speaking falsehood. But he might not realize that he is lying because he’s fucking delusional.

not say “I’m not God” before the pharisees and be pardoned?

He was either huffing his own farts or trolling.

Why was he actually willing to endure inhumane torture instead of copping out?

Because he’s an idiot who didn’t think it would go that far.

Why did he say, “my god, why have you forsaken me” if it was part of his plan and also he was god?

We do have 500 witnesses

No we don’t. We have Paul claiming there were 500 witnesses. Can you name 499 more?