One night Musk and Trump were sitting in the Oval Office not doing much, as they like to do. Musk was out of his gourd on ketamine and Trump just shit himself for the third time since his last diaper change. Out of nowhere Musk says: “We should start saying “Sieg Heil” to each other”. Trump looks up, or at least as much as his failing body would allow, and says: “Why Elon? What does that mean?” Musk responds, irritation showing in his voice: “Well that’s what our brothers in Germany said, so I think we should bring back the tradition”. Trump, also getting angry, picks up the phone and shouts he needs a MickeyD hamberder right away. As he fumbles the handle back on the red phone, he shouts to Musk: “Yes, I know that’s what the Germans said, but what does it mean?!”. “I’m not sure, wait I’ll ask Grok” Musk responds. After a couple of failed tries with the speech to text on his phone, Grok responds using a voice suspiciously like Scarlett Johanssons. Grok explains the word Sieg means victory and Heil is a greeting (hail), Germans used to say this to mean they believed they would be victorious. “Why would we say it then? I’m already President for life, I already have my victory!” Trump exclaimed. “We’re going to need a war then” Musk responded.
“And that, children, is how WW3 started all the way back in 2026” the Teacherbot says to the class over Microsoft Copilot New 365 Teams with Copilot ™. Elroy shouts: “Teacher! That can’t be true, that sounds dumb as shit!”. “Language! We’ll have a talk about your behavior after class young man. I’ve already sent a meeting invite to your father, so he’ll be joining that call as well” Teacherbot responds. Elroy sighs and says “Ah shucks”
It is not trolling it’s threatening. Don’t downplay his psychopathy
You don’t get to make jokes like that without a lot of good will by your side, it’s like a surgeon saying they like to touch little kids while knocked out
Every fucking thread had someone posting this shit and claiming his latest actions are just a distraction from the Epstein Files. Threatening World War 3 is a bigger problem and needs to be treated seriously.
It could easily be both, and regardless, it is in fact distracting from it either way.
Definitely would rather not have ww3 all the same
It’s because of the files he’s doing this. Release the files remove him.
I’m sorry, the files will come out, there will be an uprising and he will be removed. And that will only be the start. You can screenshot your comment to show to your grandkids.
- 4 mo ago
It’s clear he would nuke the world before letting those files be released
Did they give him the crayons to color it in by himself?
Musk gave him the AI that colored it for him.
Start putting the Canadian or Danish or Greenland flag over the US. Even better a giant white surrender flag in his favorite color.
Russia takes Alaska. Mexico takes the West Coast. Canada the East Coast. Denmark the South.
Canadian here. We very much do not want any American territory. It’s got Americans in it.
You would take New York, Minnesota, Washington, possibly north Dakota nobody really lives there and would be easy to take over. I’ll move from Nebraska and become a resident if you do
If you want to become Canadian, why not move to Canada? There’s an immigration process you can apply for.
You’re still asking us to do all the hard work for you.
I offer you the west coast and northeastern states (down to NY) for Danielle Smith and Small PP. They can go galavant with the fascists in Florida. Maybe then Alberta can finally let go of its conservative chokehold
No, you’re not understanding. Those states may be “left-leaning” on the American political spectrum, but they’re still far right from the Canadian perspective. We do not want Americans.
Sort yourselves out, other countries aren’t coming to your rescue and would appreciate if you’d keep your politics more to yourself.
and would appreciate if you’d keep your politics more to yourself.
This. Though to be fair, speaking as a Dutchman, our media are also still completely obsessed with American politics. Can’t blame that on Americans.
Our president is shitposting again, nothing new. The shitpost of him dumping wet shit by airplane bomber on americans is about the most accurate thing we have ever gotten from him. He, and his administration and donors, are shitting on us from a great height.
Then fucking do something about it. Your “what else is new?” attitude is realy bonkers. You country become a bad guy from every story you ever enjoined.
Great advice. Just overthrow the oligarchy. Except your own country is fucked in the same way following us to be sure. So maybe fix your own fucked system before castigating citizens for not stopping their super rich that have captured all major political parties across the west.
Whatever I do is enought to keep my country from threatening to use military force against my most loyal allies.
Whatever I do is enought to keep my country from threatening to use military force against my most loyal allies.
Are you sure? Or is it just that terrible people haven’t spent enough time manipulating enough people to get the worst possible people elected?
Do you have an actual suggestion here?
I’d love to hear it. Seriously. I’m quite a long way from anywhere that ICE is active, and have no way of getting near or in any way impacting Trump. Economics don’t even seem to matter, as its currently spiraling, so I can’t even see a general strike having too much impact at the moment. Entire industries have already been functionally devastated by the shithead and the shithead sycophants, and nothing has changed.
What’s your suggestion?
If its a mass armed revolution, that’s just sending anyone against all this shit to die - there is a drastic difference between what the military and even
brownshirtsICE compared to what regular people have access to. That would just be a slaughter.What do you suggest? As you said, you’re doing something that you believe is somehow preventing this same problem, where billionaires have leveraged social media to manipulate and divide for the outcome they wanted.
So what is this wonderous solution? I’m all ears. I mean it. Because the “something’s” I’ve been doing (protest, working to establish local community networks for resource sharing, getting people aware of and off billionaire owned soc media, writing senators and members of congress regularly, contacting local politicians, etc - I’m definitely on a federal list by now) are apparently not as good as your suggestion of whatever you’ve been doing.
So please. Share your solution to fix things.
You do all that? Than you, and you personally only may have my sencire apologies and the world of admiration. And I’m sorry that it is happening to you.
But I’m done with the benefits of the doubt. I’ll judge you colectively by the outcome. And untill I see the systemic change your country is not trustworthy in my eye.
If trump died today, it wouldn’t be a sing of relife for me. It would be prove that you collectively broken your system so much that only thing that can stop tyrant in charge is time.
This is not the outcome of today. It is not happening since yesterday. You ask hypotheticals about my country. Until there is one person who is not using all their purchasing power, all admistrative presure and as much civil disobedience they have in their disposal, your country is not taking their responsibility and I’ll judge you collectively until proven otherwise. Feel free to do the same with me and my country.
Not everyone can do everything. But litteraly everyone can cancel their fucking Disney+ subscription. And all trump supporters are doing very well, becouse - collectively - a bare minimum of invonviniece seams to be harder to overcome than a shame of betrayal.
Posting “what else is new” memes is not resistence. Its rolling over.
The entire west is following, you are ignorant of the situation here, along with everyone else getting their worldview spoon fed to them by media.
But you are not are you? Use that insight to change something.
