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arrow-up1663arrow-down1external-linkStocks sell off globally as traders digest Trump message saying he wants Greenland because ‘your Country decided not to give me the Nobel’fortune.comCows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-squarejustsomeguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up130·1 day agoI don’t know man, I currently got a baby and she seems rather reasonable in comparison. Sure she cries when she’s hungry but so far she has only hungered for milk and not a nobel peace price. I’ll let you know if things change.
minus-squareooterness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·1 day agoTo be a completely fair comparison, you should give your baby access to nuclear weapons.
minus-squareN0t_5ure@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 day agoHey man, you can’t hug with nuclear arms!
I don’t know man, I currently got a baby and she seems rather reasonable in comparison. Sure she cries when she’s hungry but so far she has only hungered for milk and not a nobel peace price. I’ll let you know if things change.
To be a completely fair comparison, you should give your baby access to nuclear weapons.
Hey man, you can’t hug with nuclear arms!