Also hard no on linux, the amount of systems i have running off this single machine is staggering, i’m not fucking with that carefully crafted house of cards

  • Zombie@feddit.uk
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    4 days ago

    I’m afraid the diagnosis isn’t good. You may wish to take seat.

    Now before I begin, I want to reassure you that despite this being really serious, it’s not incurable.

    Unfortunately, you’ve got a clear case of Microsoft Windows. Many people do manage to live long and fulfilling lives with Microsoft Windows however the good news is there is a cure available, if you wish to undergo treatment.

    If you want more information on the available treatments then there’s a pamphlet available here.

    Tap for spoiler

    Unfortunately apart from being a cheeky lil shit I have no other information to help you, sorry. Good luck and may this comment give your post a lil bump up the feed!