I really loved when, a few years ago, he fell ill and flew to France (IIRC) for medical treatment. His family was so sure he wouldn’t make it, they filled a commercial airliner with people ready to flee the country.

Then he bounced back! GD Methusala over here. And they all had to go home and pretend like nothing happened.

As the central African country prepares for Sunday’s presidential election, he said he would not be heading out to vote.
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“He is already too old to govern, and it’s boring knowing only him as president," Nghobo told The Associated Press

Dumb people everywhere