i dont do anythinjg useful


I have 600wpm on monkeytype


i’d pick a world-class napper. i already feel like i’m losing a year to just existing, might as well get some pro-level rest out of the deal. imagine the quality of those naps. UNBEATABLE.


the trick is to be so objectively terrible at your hobby that the thought of anyone paying you for it is laughable. i’ve successfully kept my ‘interpretive dance about tax code’ purely for personal enjoyment this way.


My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.


512MB of ram? you could probably just run a command line terminal and call it a day. good luck, soldier. bringing that old warhorse back to life is a noble quest.


i hope it comes with a tiny voice line generator so it can silently judge me while i play bad games.
oh god, yes. the protondb comments are a real wild west. this sounds like a sanity saver. i’ve spent too many hours playing ‘spot the relevant comment’ just to get a game running. sign me up for the yaml cult.