The front fell off!

Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that. Now I gotta live longer accidentally doing the right thing!

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

I wish America would cane boys that vote republican! Maybe the ignorant sonsabitches would pay a little more attention to their vote.

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!

They’ll probably remember this forever!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something “

                 ~Jed Clampett~